Bleeding Axe Wound's Journal

( More internet postings about LOST! )

But, then again, you also know me, and what a complete fucking genius I am. Under the cut is part of an AIM session where I explained it all to a co-worker this morning. Read on if you dare.

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Even if you don't give a fig about video games, this one's worth a watch. Trust me.

Of course there is. Heck, you're looking at it. However, when a friend recently solicited some film school anecdotes and details for a script she's working on, ( I had even more to say than I thought I would. )

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As an apology for the dearth of postings lately, I give you...

( OUR WINTER PHOTO SPREAD SPECTACULAR!!! )

Now get lost. Mommy needs to drink her bloody mary in quiet.

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Listening to the wrong popular music makes you gay! (Well, at least that's what this one Christian website claims.)

Do yourself a favor and read the whole list. I kept thinking it couldn't get any sillier, and then I'd hit something that made me laugh even more.

And put down that Ravi Shankar record, Mary!

Y'all need to be watching this.


Plus it's your last chance to see Tiff with her old boobs. The new ones look like she had the Graff Zeppelin double-implanted, I swear.

Episode 2's kinda sucky. But if you can make it to Episode 7, there's a shot of a guy in a thong rubbing his balls on the counter. For reals.

guinwhyte over at gsa_lj, after seeing the clip of the monkeys blowing each other that I posted yesterday, found this.

USA! USA!

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Is it wrong that I find two male lions making out vaguely sexy?

Wait...don't answer that.

BONSAI!

Even if you've seen other clips of this show online, I think this one's easily the mother of them all.

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Deliberately not placed behind a cut 'cause I'm a dick.

( Tantra, baby! )

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You scored as Adolf Hitler. Con-grat-u-lations! You are Der Fuhrer. Your statue will be well adorned with medals and decorations at the steps of Valhalla. Most of humanity will hold you in the lowest opinion they possibly can long after your dead. But...infamy is better than being nameless...sides which, without you, morality would be much more difficult to define. </td> Adolf Hitler 75% Friedrich Nietzsche 75% Hugh Hefner 75% Charles Manson 58% Dante Alighieri 58% C.G. Jung 58% Sigmund Freud 50% Jesus Christ 42% Miyamoto Musashi 42% Elvis Presley 42% Steven Morrissey 42% Stephen Hawking 25% O.J. Simpson 17% Mother Teresa 8% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com

"Borrowed" from the_o_in_god. I think it's important to focus on the positive here, which is that I have very little Mother Theresa in me. Whore.

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I swear to GOD that this is not me:

( In Which Our Hero Posts Something That Is Absolutely, Positively, NOT WORK SAFE )

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At last, the long-awaited Halloween pics!




( Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes? )

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( Vacation Blogs Are Boring, But Pretty Pictures Are Fun To Look At )

( Stupid quiz that fucks up iconoclast's friends page. )

Halloween pix tomorrow, and then the rest of Hawaii. I left the camera at writesthings's place and forgot to pick it up on the way back from the bars 'cause I had the spins.

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This is totally old meme, I'm sure, but as NBC says, if it's new to you, it's new!